The Bastard Son of Tommy Cooper

"... a mad Welsh blood-spurting mutilator. If hammering nails through his tongue wasn't bad enough or slipping four foot swords down his throat, his dancing penis routine has the audience looking around in total bewilderment. Mind blowingly weird. " -Deadpan

"... a truly surreal nutter: a skinny, concave body beneath the happy smile of the insane; his magic tricks are ludicrously childish, his passion for self-injury gruesomely funny." -Ham & High

"... the most stunningly anarchic act. Naked but for boxer shorts and a fez, this scrawny, scuttling Welshman is a masochistic magician. "Aren't we having fun!" he yells, staring like a psychotic elf before sliding two swords down his throat. This is frightful, but fantastic. What's most riveting is the audience reaction. The whole room was writhing and groaning, yet huge snorts of laughter kept bursting out all around." -The Daily Telegraph

"He is fixated at the pre-Oedipal schizoid stage." -Dr: Joe Nash

See him while you can; chances are he won't live very long!